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I am NOT 30! [Apr. 6th, 2004|07:56 pm]
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xbrokenxdollx
Thank you so much for your birthday wishes. I cannot tell you how it feels, knowing that strangers on the internet care more about me than my family and friends.
Thank you especially to the creator of this community. Although you were wrong about *one* thing, I *do* have a pathetic gay friend, but he lives across the country. :(
This is just as good as the two surprise parties I've had thrown for me, and the countless other parties, presents, and birthday surprises I have recieved. It's even as good as the legendary surprise party my friends threw for me senior year, in which half the school showed up. Fatty, did your friends ever throw you a surprise party? It's such a great feeling!
Thank you all for celebrating the anniversary of my full gestation and resulting birth and the great intellect it spawned.
xPxAxTxTxYx

PS. Secret message to fatty: YOU KNOW WHO has not called me, which means she is officially on my list, even though she's celebrating with me on Saturday. You have proven yourself a better friend, and she has been bumped by you. Congradulations, you're my number 3 best friend!

PPS. Thank you so much lil_reba for the paid account! It warms my heart to know the company whose destruction I sought a few days ago, has recieved money in honor of me! Make me an alljelayout!
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2004|05:12 pm]
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tr1x0r
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2004|12:51 pm]
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To my pretty emo, [Apr. 6th, 2004|12:39 pm]
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flyingbuttress
[mood |thankfulthankful]
[music |for patty]

When I first met our Patty
I was a mere shell of a person
Life was a bitter thing
and only seemed to worsen

I remember well the day we met,
it was a act of fate
I found you in a place where
we both came to relate

our fantasies and fanfic about
the very fucking best.
for the top two percent
you and I shared a common zest.


You were the first to recognize
the truly elite, as I did
not content with gossiping
with Ho0ly and _bizarre_kid_,

you came to a new home
where you were free to be *Patty*
with myself, Bluntfish, Shirenu
and Fatfatfatty

now we're like incestuous twins
sharing both joy and strife
if you would come out of the closet
I'd make you my lesbian wife

some say our hours of obsessive trolling
could be better spent
but I have learned that xbrokenxdollx
is truly top two per cent...

... on the *inside*.

Happy birthday Patty!!!! I love you!!!

Lovingly,
Reba and Ellie.
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BIRTHDAY LOVE! [Apr. 6th, 2004|04:52 pm]
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eatthepudding
[music |Alanis Morisette ;D]

My fansign kind of sucks, but the fact that I now have your name written in permanent marker across my forehead, and I have to go out in a couple of hours, should demonstrate my love beyond a shadow of a doubt.



I had a plan for something involving, camwhoring, toy dinosaurs and arial font, but sadly I have been unable to attain a copy of photoshop in time for your birthday; and alljejune isn't responding to my frantic telepathic cries for help.

Anyway, I hope you have a great day. :)
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2004|01:11 am]
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recyclemejebus
[mood |creativecreative]

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have a wonderful day!
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|11:54 pm]
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original_copy
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|10:18 pm]
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ssupragus
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2004|12:10 am]
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nnnuts
http://images5.fotki.com/v67/photos/4/45961/185329/rappatty-vi.jpg
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2004|12:45 am]
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ohsnap
Dearest Patty,
I struggled long and hard contemplating the theme of your fansign. I thought about lesbians. I thought about LJ celebs. I realized that if it is one thing I lack, it is creativity. So I just stole from alljejune! Since she couldn't be here, I guess I'll reprazent the raptaz!
I love you like my baby,
Have an awesome birthday.


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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|08:23 pm]
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lil_reba
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTY
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|09:23 pm]
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ohbutitsshiny
[mood |hungryFATUOUS]
[music |VENGA BOYS- WE LIKE TO PARTEEEEEEEE]

HOLY CRAP.




YAV FOR YOU. YAVVVVV.
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|07:21 pm]
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_deos
[mood |happypatty-esque]
[music |the vibration-87]



patty can i plz have your child?
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Taco Kisses For My Patty [Apr. 5th, 2004|12:59 pm]
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justjax
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(no subject) [Apr. 5th, 2004|10:29 am]
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oh_the_ironing
Patty -

I didn't make you anything, but I wanted to send you back to a time when you and I made a memory!

Remember that time when we were walking down a generic beach at sunset and we saw that little pile of sticks and we kneeled down in the sand together and made the sticks into a cross and then we gazed wistfully out over the water and contemplated how crazy life is and how we are so small and meaningless and then we set the little cross on fire as a grim reminder to those that are different than us that they should leave our beaches and playgrounds and coffee-houses and go back to whatever god-forsaken rock that they crawled out from under and then we went and shot Kurt Cobain because he stole my nickname for you ("Heart-Shaped Box") and made it into a really whiny song and we tried to frame Courtney Love because we knew that eventually she'd make Celebrity Skin and we couldn't in good conscience allow that to happen? Remember that? I sure do, because that was the day you gave me crabs.

Happy Birthday.

- oh the ironing
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Have a good one Patty! [Apr. 5th, 2004|12:49 am]
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ludakrista84
[mood |happyhappy]

Lou says Happy Birthday! I told him about you and he says feel free to visit him ANYTIME!
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EVERYBODY DANCE [Apr. 5th, 2004|12:21 am]
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batman
[music |happy birthday]

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HAPPY B-DAY, XPATTYX!! [Apr. 4th, 2004|06:26 pm]
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jakapak
Hey Patty! Just in case you didn't get fansigns from all the LJ-Elite, I made some celeb knockoffs



Sanity was evicted last thursday, he forgot to make Patty a fansignCollapse )

Neener, and Happy Birthday, Patty!
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2004|04:01 pm]
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thenobodygirl
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ENJOY YOUR DAY, MISS PATTY! XOXOXOX!!
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WHEE!!! [Apr. 4th, 2004|09:10 pm]
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shirenu
[mood |excitedexcited]
[music |Morning Musume - The Peace]

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