|I am NOT 30!
||[Apr. 6th, 2004|07:56 pm]
Thank you so much for your birthday wishes. I cannot tell you how it feels, knowing that strangers on the internet care more about me than my family and friends. |
Thank you especially to the creator of this community. Although you were wrong about *one* thing, I *do* have a pathetic gay friend, but he lives across the country. :(
This is just as good as the two surprise parties I've had thrown for me, and the countless other parties, presents, and birthday surprises I have recieved. It's even as good as the legendary surprise party my friends threw for me senior year, in which half the school showed up. Fatty, did your friends ever throw you a surprise party? It's such a great feeling!
Thank you all for celebrating the anniversary of my full gestation and resulting birth and the great intellect it spawned.
PS. Secret message to fatty: YOU KNOW WHO has not called me, which means she is officially on my list, even though she's celebrating with me on Saturday. You have proven yourself a better friend, and she has been bumped by you. Congradulations, you're my number 3 best friend!
PPS. Thank you so much lil_reba for the paid account! It warms my heart to know the company whose destruction I sought a few days ago, has recieved money in honor of me! Make me an alljelayout!